(7)
A sudden hush falls over the room. You notice your Father start to back away from you, fear in his eyes. Mr Porpoise looks at the ceiling and crosses himself. Your Mother looks at you strangely.
"I said we should have had it christened" she mutters.
Next day at school you discover that you have been put forward to learn the trumpet. You also seem to have acquired a new nickname - one that will stick with you.
Oddball