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Mr Porpoise hands you a list. A very short list, admittedly. "We don't offer that" he says, "Please choose something on this list. You think the Government funds schools to give you the chance to be an individual? It's not as if Music is something important, you know. This isn't Science or Maths, or anything useful like that..." he rolls his eyes and turns to your parents. "Children eh?"
They all laugh.
Better go back and choose something else.